| Issue # | Name | Best at... | Message to the world |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | Anonymous | Typing 'hi' into the news submission form | Mia is the GOAT |
| 9 | carnivalesque | Honorable mention for typing 'hi' into the news submission form | N/A; Though they did make us a mini crossword!! Check it out in issue #10! |